Ep 90: Making Sounds Sound Like Real Sound
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2017
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters. The transatlantic panel show |
| 0:05.2 | that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. Team US wants |
| 0:09.7 | to applaud so badly. We really do. That's what we do. We congratulate ourselves. It feels rude |
| 0:14.0 | not to let them. That's good. You know what? Honestly, we will take any opportunity to start |
| 0:18.3 | feeling good about ourselves, won't we? Yeah, no shit. We are recording this the day after the worst press conference in the history of the world. |
| 0:24.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:24.6 | During which Donald Trump brought on folders but said you can't look at the folders. |
| 0:28.5 | And a lot of the pieces of paper were blank. |
| 0:30.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:32.0 | And he ended it on a year fired. |
| 0:34.1 | Did you catch that? |
| 0:35.2 | He ended it on a year fire. I'm not making any... |
| 0:37.5 | I turned it off after a certain point |
| 0:39.6 | because I started getting literally physically ill. |
| 0:41.4 | Okay, cool. Good. |
| 0:42.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:42.9 | What am I going to do? |
| 0:43.5 | Yeah, I was in St. Louis over the holidays, |
| 0:45.1 | dancing so elegantly around all talks of politics |
| 0:47.5 | that I am now. |
| 0:49.0 | Essentially, Paul Abdul. |
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