Hello. Hello and I'm your host Andrew Heaton and I really appreciate how well you've been tending your yard.

It looks fantastic.

The whole neighborhood's been talking.

Good job you.

And welcome to a Friday release valve episode.

This is when I bring in one of my funny friends

and we just kick around amusing headlines for

our own amusement.

We are not going to make any attempt to be substantive or thoughtful at any point.

This is for you to enjoy your drive home on your Friday commute without having to think. So we will do that in a

minute. And also I want to give a special shout out to listeners in Wilmington

Delaware. This week one of my one of the people of the people works here, Chris, showed me how I could look at where people are downloading this and I become fascinated. So shout out to Wilmington because you guys are outpacing Los Angeles. You would think I'd have more listeners in Los Angeles than Wilmington, Delaware,

given that Los Angeles is far better. But apparently, proportionally, Wilmington, Delaware

is a greatly smarter place than Los Angeles. So I used to think of Delaware. a great

I used to think of Delaware as just three counties pretending to be a state in order to avoid

taxes. No more. I am now pro-delaware. I thank you for listening

Wilmington.

Regardless, we do have to pay those bills, don't we?

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