Ep 90: Be Here Now - But Have Some Goals, Slacker!

Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

Christina Pazsitzky

Relationships, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Parenting, Comedy

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2016

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

People bringing bed pillows and blankets to meditation class? I uncover some disturbing social realities at my Mommy and Me class. My mid-life crisis has manifested in some troubling ways. I answer emails and we discover how to be in the moment while pursuing our goals. Also, a lady wants to find better friends, but how and where? I discuss why exactly Bert Kreischer is so fat. Also, should a young man go to Europe and have life experiences or start his life as a struggling comedian in NY? This life is so complicated, so let's untangle all of it! LIFE = Gotten.

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0:00.0	What is nothing?
0:07.0	What the fuck are we doing here?
0:14.0	That's deep, bro.
0:30.0	Oh, welcome.
0:37.0	That's deep, bro.
0:38.0	Hi, I'm Christina P. Thank you for downloading this episode.
0:42.0	Lots of cool shit to get deep on, bro.
0:45.0	It's great.
0:46.0	Today is the first day of autumn.
0:50.0	Thank Jehovah.
0:52.0	Thank Allah.
0:53.0	Thank you, Jesus.
0:55.0	Thank you, Buddha.
0:56.0	Thank you.
0:57.0	Thank you because I hate summer.
1:00.0	And I don't know why people get so geeked on summer, but for me, it just means horrible fashion.
1:08.0	I never looked good in shorts, not even when I was a child.
1:11.0	I looked so dumb in shorts.
1:14.0	Bad fashion.
1:16.0	But days are long, which I don't need 12 hours of sunlight a day.
1:23.0	It's fucking weird that it's 8 o'clock at night and the sun is still out.
1:27.0	I don't like that.
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