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Welcome to This is Important to Production of I Heart Radio, the show where we

only talk about what's obviously the most critically important issues on the

planet. Today on This is Important, you know a good cucumber? I know a good

cucumber. Difference is you don't know the chicken. And I woke up having pissed

myself and the driver's seat outside of a gun store. Am I hungry? Yes am I

gonna eat? No, but when I do it's super healthy. Yes, I OD on quailudes when I

was two. Buckle up. Well, I walked outside today and I had a this is a weird

thing. I had a ticket on my car. What? And I was like, hey, bummed about this. This

is gonna ruin my D. Yeah. But then out of nowhere the little police officer

lady who was standing behind my car, she was like, how is this your car? And I go

ready to swing on her. Right. Being like, yeah, what's it to you lady? And she

goes, oh, I'll erase the ticket. Really? It was already written. It was already on my

windshield. You know how when you've gotten tickets in the past, they always say

you can't undo it. Always say they can't undo it. They're like they they hit

their little machine and they're like, oh, I've already printed it. I can't

unprint it. And you're like, well, they've already printed it. I guess they can

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