Okay, welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the We're Having a Good Time podcast.

My name is Dusty Slae. I'm your host. I'm sitting in a weird hotel in Springfield, Missouri, called the Vandegard.

What is it? The Vandavort. That's what it's called the Vandavort. A lot of Vs in it.

An old Masonic temple. It says that right outside the building.

And they also have another building called the Vanguard or the Vantage, I don't know, another V word.

And in the V they have an I.

And then the restaurant is called The Order.

And... and then the restaurant is called the order and um there was one other weird thing about it but i'm sure it's all just a coincidence nothing to see here just a game it's all just a game but

doesn't matter it's been it's been a very nice hotel. People have

been very nice to me. I've had a great time here in Springfield. I've been working out. I worked

out at the hotel gym on Thursday. And then on Friday, I took a little trip down to Planet Fitness

where I worked out. And then I got into the tanning bed.

I love the tan and bed.

That's a little known secret about me is that I love to tan.

And I don't even know if I like having a tan so much as I just like laying in a container with hot lights coming onto my body.

I love the heat. I like the heat. I'm not a wintertime guy. I don't like the cold when I was a big drinker and I

had a lot of extra weight and I used to sweat all the time,

I loved going to, I loved the wintertime back then because I was sweating all the time in the summer.

And in the winter, I was like, oh, I can breathe, but now it's the opposite.

I've lost weight.

And in the wintertime, I get cold oh I can breathe but now it's the opposite I've lost weight and in the wintertime I get cold I wear coats sometimes in the fall I've adopted a new saying where I say if it's not hot it's cold

there's no lukewarm for me it's uh it's hot or nothing I the heat. So the tanen bed reminds me of the summertime

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