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Before I begin today's episode of Potterless, I just wanted to thank all of you guys for spreading

potterless via word of mouth. February has been a very good month in terms of

listenership for potterless, and I can't find one particular piece of promotion on the internet

or social media that has been really big. So I think that people are just telling their friends

and family about potterless, and for that, I wanted to say thank you. I also wanted to say thank

you to our two news Patreon supporters, Rita You and Christine, they have decided to pledge money to the podcast, and in return, they get bonus content. Most recently, I put up a bonus episode where I did the Pottermore sorting quiz, and it was a very silly quiz, but don't worry, guys, I got Gryffindor. All of the funds I'm getting from Patreon, I'm putting right back into the podcast so I can do things like buy better microphones and such.

And if pledging money in return for bonus content sounds like something that interests you, you can head on over to patreon.com slash potterless. And if not, no big deal. So without further ado, let's get into the next episode of Potterless,

chapters 9 through 12 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ascaband,

starring former Vine Sensation and when... to the next episode of Potterless, chapters 9 through 12 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ascaband,

starring former Vine Sensation,

and when we recorded this Vine was still alive,

and we talk about it as if it's not dead,

Ashley Strongharm. Hello, Internet.

Thank you so much for tuning in to another episode of Potterless, the story of a 24-year-old man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time.

We are here to resume our journey through the third book in the series, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asgaband. And I'm honored to be joined by Vine's own Ashley Strongarm. Ashley, how's it going? Hello, it's going well. I'm ready to talk about Harry Potter. Good. I'm Fire Big Potterhead. Perfect. You are in the right place. I say we get right

to it because chapters 9 through 12 of Prisoner of Escoban are juicy and we have a lot to discuss.

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