Democrats are wild socialists. Hillary is still the best old obnoxious white socialist available.

That is the short story of Tuesday night's terrible, unbelievably dull debate between Secretary of State

Hillary Clinton, Vermont socialist Loonbag Bernie Sanders, former Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley,

former Delaware Governor Lincoln Chafee, who he was there, right? I mean, I think. And former Virginia

Senator Jim Webb, the reason that I give the scare quotes to the word debate is because the

candidates didn't lay a glove on one another at all. Republicans at their first debate beat the

living crap out of each other, but they took a loyalty oath to the eventual Republican nominee.

Democrats were simply, they were happy to just arrive and then pledge their loyalty oath to the eventual Republican nominee. Democrats were simply,

they were happy to just arrive and then pledge their loyalty directly to Hillary Clinton,

forget the primaries and all. Hillary was supposed to go up against Bernie Sanders. That was

supposed to be the big moment. Well, she didn't castrate Bernie Sanders. He generously redistributed

his testicles to her in a jar. So without further ado, here are the debate grades for this endless affair.

Hillary Clinton, sad to say she gets an A.

And I try to be objective about these debate grades because I think that Hillary Clinton

is about as close to the antichrist as any person currently living with the exception of President

Obama.

But she does get an A, and the reason she gets an A is because she is a great liar,

at least when she doesn't have anyone contradicting her.

She is practiced, she is polished, she's memorized, they've upgraded all of her programming,

her face moves sometimes now.

And that means that she gets away with it.

She lied over and over.

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