4.6 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2019
⏱️ 50 minutes
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0:00.0 | Why didn't we think of this? I mean this is traumatic. We should have thought of this. |
0:05.1 | Tyler Heep buys a scratch-off ticket, a scratch-off lottery ticket, |
0:11.0 | scratches off and wins a dollar. |
0:13.6 | Wins one dollar. |
0:14.6 | Okay? |
0:15.6 | Now, we've all done it, we've all won a buck and say, oh, I finally won a buck. |
0:20.3 | But he decided this is in Iowa, all right, in the great state of Iowa. |
0:26.8 | He decides that he wants to be treated like a big winner. |
0:29.5 | So he drives to the lottery office with his dollar ticket and says hey I'd like the big check |
0:38.8 | the big pomp and circumstance and the big you know the big todo over my lottery winnings. |
0:45.0 | And they did it. |
0:46.8 | They gave them the big dollar check. |
0:49.1 | They put them in the room with the cameras. |
0:51.1 | They had them come out. |
0:52.2 | They introduced them. They did the whole thing why |
0:55.5 | did we not do this because we haven't won. |
0:59.5 | All right speaking to the lottery though. |
1:05.0 | And really, I have won. I haven't won a scratch off in a while, although we do play scratch off |
1:08.7 | and I'm when we're joking around about not, you know, not telling when I win. |
1:12.4 | But a lot of times like if you on the big money tickets and |
1:16.1 | stuff with the mega and the powerball and you go in and you've got three or four |
1:20.0 | different tickets and you put them in and you win maybe eight bucks or |
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