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🗓️ 29 March 2023
⏱️ 90 minutes
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0:00.0 | You took, you said that like you were going to intro. I got nothing. That's cool. You have nothing. That's cool. That's what I've noticed. You've been dodging me. That's cool. You have a message. I need something so crucial from Ludwig. He just ignores me. Hold on. I have not been ignoring you. |
0:29.0 | You brought this up last week. You brought this up last week. You're like, how come my friend doesn't respond to me anymore. That was for French. He's got his context, which was you message me twice in like three hours. I hadn't looked at the message. No, I message him. He missed me. I need to do this. This is like one of those things in the list. It's like you need to do it. This is like a real thing. It's like a business thing. And he was just literally not messaging me back. And also the thing from last week was me messaging him. And then he didn't talk me the whole day. And then I messaged him again a bunch. |
0:59.0 | Let's refold. Let's start. Let's start. Let's start. Let's start with bad friendship moments. Let's start. Let's do it. Do we? Do we get? Do we get UV? Oh, this. Oh, I don't know. Just kind of tastes like a fresh, fruity dream of a child. It tastes like if I played Cod, but instead I wanted to be an energy just holding it. He had a dream, dude. I'm just holding it. My God. Him and MLK. Oh, it was so. Oh, my God. He made that video. He's like, yeah, I think like phase like the |
1:29.0 | stock of phase go down. It's like really bad for esports. It's like, yeah, because you're like you can't fucking griffed any more investors. Like this is all running out of loss. And now you can't, you can't lie anymore because there's a big number that's loading. I don't know if I agree with this. It's so cringe because the only lens that that fucking dope ass made ceases whole thing through is running out of loss and tricking people with money. I don't know if I agree with this. You run like a boss. I think I think phase is more valuable than |
1:59.0 | what their market cap is than what their stock is worth. Really? I think they're worth more. I think they're worth more as a brand. The whole thing with this is that they can see the books now. I think they can't cook any more to be clear. I do not know how they're spending 60 |
2:15.0 | million a year. I don't understand. No, phase was cooked. PJs, fucking. PB their buddy CJ. What do you think they're doing swan dives? Every episode of swan dives has a two million dollar budget. So that's a big challenge. It's not even like, it's not even like, hey, we were blowing it all on fucking hookers and blow anymore. Because they're anymore. Yeah, they used to do that. That is worth most of the money to be fair. That's more of most of their money used to go. Spence below. |
2:43.6 | Uh, they didn't walk Wall Street. So probably. Yeah, I'm sure you can. There's a way money laundering still a thing, right? No, it's stopped. Oh, really? |
2:53.9 | They got real laundry in the 90s. They got rid of laundry. I'm just like, how does it work? Because I remember when I went to this you, I walked by this tractor repair store every day to go to class. Okay. Never a soul in there. But it was open. Yeah. And I'm like, nobody's getting their fucking track. |
3:11.2 | This dude grew up next to a tractor repair store. Nobody's going in there. Okay. That's crazy. I was on my own. Same because I lived next to a John Deere store. I loved my love. That's just a shame. That's a chain. Yeah, you can't |
3:25.2 | Launder through the fucking unless John Deere Incorporated John Deere is could they are they are cartel? I don't think so. I grew up next to Barnyard clocks. Incorporated. It's all barn themed clocks. Are you is this? This is him being from New Hampshire. No, that's funny. |
3:40.3 | This was an issue. This was an issue. Yeah, he missed that. I let it slide. That's what I let it slide to us. But he wanted to come back around. I want to come back around to dunk on you. Okay, but he's five. My God, given right to do that. Anyway, I figured we'd do a nice celebration. Welcome back to the art episode. 80s, 80, 100, so close. 87, 29, 89. |
4:01.1 | Anyway, one. Oh, I wanted to celebrate my victory after looking at the comments in the debate against Aiden. Everybody said I was like, hey, I love an angel. It's hard. It's hard for me. Said I was right. I want you to talk about your loss. You have to talk. Yeah. So are you going to say I counted? |
4:20.9 | Because that would be crazy. You would lose the argument if you counted all the messages to see how you make a count. Even if you want somebody also took a poll. And I wanted that too. |
4:31.9 | No, that's a lot of wind the poll. That was an Aiden op. That was an Aiden op. There was a different lot of poll that you should see. It's a lot of poll. Yeah, the poll said Hillary would win. So that's what I was going to say. That's what your poll. Your polls are hit. It's not about the amount of votes, you know. Yeah, it's about |
4:47.6 | wanting to stay electoral college. So it's like depends what college you went to. And you have to ask all your friends there opportunities. The Greek system. Anyway, let's focus on how you're dumb. And Monaco's with in France and a part of France. And let's talk about what matters. I broke edge. I took weed for the first time in six weeks. Really? I'm breaking edge. |
5:10.1 | I'm keeping breaking edge. You're straight edge. You're straight edge for six weeks. You're straight at the streamer war. You're clapped. I was straight edge off weed. |
5:21.2 | Oh, you're straight edge. I was weed edge. You didn't even smoke weed. You just eat it. Why do you smoke weed? |
5:27.1 | Uh, you know what? I was just bored and sad. I was just bored and sad. Wait, why are you sad about it? |
5:35.2 | Because I had done this sponsored stream. And then I was supposed to go live that night. And I couldn't think of a stream idea. I was like, stupid, stupid, stupid. I can't think of anything anymore. You can feel, um, well, no, that's why I didn't want to be the first line of friends. So when he gets sad, he's like, fuck, I'm finally sad. I need ideas. I need creative inspiration. I'm going to smoke weed. Yeah, ask any of my friends or talk to any of my friends. He would never, if he, he could never, he would come hat in hand asking us for stream ideas. He would rather kill himself. |
6:03.2 | I would, because if I go to the side for a stream and he goes, he goes, okay, I kill a man. And then I go to jail. You go to jail. I kill him and you go to jail. And I sleep on the floor. And then I'm like, none of that. You're an adult because you do that. I would. But the thing is, when I give you ideas like that, you're always really good at being like in the car. I think a better idea is having the idea. |
6:32.4 | I'm the kindle, right? I started even pussy boy, pussy boy, first of all, in the workplace, you have to stop calling people pussy boy. You can't call this is the back guy on pussy boy today. Yeah, I did on a call. That's not. It's a business call. You can't do that. Call them thick Allen. That was also appropriate. |
6:50.8 | I know it's Nick Hughes from the back though. |
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