Ep 89. Flighty bitch and miserable cow

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Laura listens to Vics endless tales of woe that even left her husband labelling her a miserable cow. They hear from the brave public toilet pooper who was left caught short with no toilet roll and the lady who is ready for change in her career but hasn't got the first clue what to do. Naturally asking the advice of these two slappers only confirms one thing, they haven't a fucking clue what she should do either. Continue to send in your stories, agony aunts and voice notes to [email protected] or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue to rate and review the podcast because it makes these couple of cunts happy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Their skiff'd have ever received has to be a bike when I was younger, a pedal bike.
0:07.0	It was a sort of slick little road bike and I remember it was all like, it was so, it was all wrapped up,
0:13.0	it was so obvious what it was obviously because nothing shaped like a bike and I had a little ribbon on it and I was so
0:17.0	a guess. For that was a life changer and I'm still sort of big on cycling around my area now so, for that one change really.
0:24.0	Enjoy in every sip with red carps now back at Starbucks.
0:54.0	Nothing beats being there.
1:24.0	It's hot. It's hot in it. It all but in it lovely. I mean times you said that this week.
1:31.0	I don't say it's too hot. That is hot. Well come on. No, the ginger girl can cook.
1:38.0	It is a bit, it's a bit hot but you know what I am actually enjoying it. I am enjoying it.
1:44.0	Do you know what I love about this weather and it's the one thing is not only does it make people happy
1:49.0	and I said to hot and miserable. But it's the evenings and facts that you can sit out and it's home and the sun's going down and everything's just so, you know,
2:00.0	you can you can even justify for us obviously is with another beach. We'll go down the beach and you know have fish and chips
2:07.0	something like that and it's just we've not done that once in this heat wave. So I don't know why I'm suggesting that.
2:11.0	We know what we could be options. The options are limitless. We know what yesterday.
2:19.0	Oh, first of all, fucking Oliver got sent home from school on Thursday.
2:23.0	Like 12. Why? Why?
2:26.0	It's so sickly. It's just not even that. It's more that the establishments won't take them if they think they've got a hint of disease.
2:32.0	When I swear to God, they rang me like, um, he's got like two spots on his face. We reckon he's got chicken parts. So it's a chicken box.
2:42.0	Well, when did he have them when he was like three? Okay.
2:45.0	Um, but we still think that he's got chicken box.
2:49.0	He hasn't fucking got chicken parts. He can't get it twice anyway. So I said, what do we do? And I like can you come and fetch him some like,
2:55.0	fine. It's really annoyed. They say, can you get him checked out? So I went and fetched him. And that's my day over then. That was my work.
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