I'm not even sure where to start today.

We can start with nasty pool water, nasty kitchens and restaurants, recalls, or you know what,

let's just start with something that I guess is supposed to be good.

Wendy's is saying, hey, it's summertime, so we're going to start selling strawberry

frosties, yay!

Now the good news from that story is that they are temporarily replacing the vanilla frosty.

No way do they replace the chocolate frosty.

I mean, I've had the vanilla frosty by accident.

I don't recommend it.

I like cold thick ice creamy processing food, but I'm, you know, it's chocolate frosty.

Hello, this is America.

You go to Wendy's for the chocolate frosty.

Hello.

I mean, when they ask, at the last time I went to Wendy's, they ordered a large frosty.

And you want chocolate or vanilla?

And I'm like, is this still America?

And okay, so you want chocolate?

Yeah.

Yes, I do.

Unless I specifically ask for a different flavor when someone asks for a frosty at Wendy's,

they mean chocolate.

But hey, it's summertime, and not only will you be able to get the summer strawberry chicken

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