Ep. 883 - The Biden Administration Announces Plan To Abolish All Death And Suffering

The Matt Walsh Show

News, News Commentary

4.6 • 26.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Today on the Matt Walsh Show, the Biden Administration has announced its plan to get rid of all traffic accidents and traffic deaths. Reduce it to zero. After failing to shut down COVID, now they will attempt to prevent anyone from ever dying of anything ever again. Also, Joe Biden officially begins his search for a new Supreme Court Justice. He promises it will be a thorough search and he will consider a diverse selection of potential nominees, as long as they are black, female, and liberal. The greatest female Jeopardy contestant of all time, who is actually male, finally loses. A writer wins praise from the Left for publicly announcing that she doesn’t like being a mother. And in our Daily Cancellation, a PhD student attempts to school me on the topic of sex and gender. We’ll see how she did. I am now a self-acclaimed beloved children’s author. Reserve your copy of my new book here: https://utm.io/ud1Cb The world’s best-selling LGBT author (me) now has his own merch line: https://utm.io/uedoZ You petitioned, and we heard you. Made for Sweet Babies everywhere: get the official Sweet Baby Gang t-shirt here: https://utm.io/udIX3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:26.5	Today on The Matt Wall Show, the Biden administration has announced its plan to get rid of all traffic accidents and traffic deaths.
0:32.7	Reduce it to zero.
0:33.9	Now, after failing to shut down COVID, they will now attempt to prevent anyone from ever dying of anything ever again.
0:39.7	Also, Joe Biden officially begins his search for a new Supreme Court Justice.
0:42.9	He promises it will be a thorough search and he'll consider a diverse selection of potential nominees as long as they are black, female and liberal.
0:49.5	The greatest female jeopardy contestant of all time, who's actually male, finally loses,
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