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Slack.com slash DHQ. Our genius ruling class has finally figured out how to cure COVID.

After 600 days of 15 days to slow the spread, after the endless lockdowns and the masks

and the shots and the social distancing, they have figured out how to end the pandemic

once and for all and they have an Austrian brothel to thank for the ingenious new strategy.

An Austrian brothel is now bribing men with hookers to take the Fauci ouchi. From 4 to 10

PM every Monday night, the fun palest cat house is offering men a 30 minute sex session

with the prostitute of their choice to take the jab. Now, I know what you're thinking.

Traditionally, whorehouses have not been considered the pinnacle of public health. But these

days, up is down and black is white. And so, if the whole culture is turned on its head,

why not give it a shot? It may not be the most moral way to promote inoculations, but

say what you want about pimps and prostitutes, at least they're more honest than Dr. Fauci.

I'm Michael Nolzis, the Michael Nolz Show.

Bring them back to the show. My favorite comment yesterday comes from a guy who has a naughty

word in his name, so I won't read it. The comment is climate change is a threat so real

that Joe Biden falls asleep at the conference discussing it. Yes, it's so urgent. It's so

real. It totally is going to end the whole world in 12 years or that was a few years,

nine years or something. It's so urgent that people are dosing off during it. That's

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