Ep. 883 - How Trump Became the Smartest Man in America

The Andrew Klavan Show

Society & Culture

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🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	Resultant of Democrat nominee for the most hilarious present of Democrat nominee for president ever, Joe Biden,
0:06.9	says he would pick Michelle Obama as his vice president in a heartbeat.
0:10.8	In a speech made to the basement door in the hopes it would open and let him out, Biden said, quote,
0:15.5	of course I would pick Michelle Obama. She's cute as a button, her skin is incredibly soft,
0:20.4	and her hair smells so great I could just bury my face in it forever. Also, here's a funny coincidence,
0:25.8	I actually used to know a guy named Obama, which is not all that common in name. It's a long time
0:30.1	ago now, but as I recall, he was a colored fellow, except he was articulate and bright and clean.
0:34.9	I don't remember what he did for a living, but he wasn't a gangster or anything like that.
0:38.5	I used to know a gangster name of corn pop or popcorn or pop tart or something, and he was a tough
0:43.4	character who used to come around and make fun of the hair on my legs because I was a life guard
0:47.4	back then and my leg hair would turn all blonde in the sunshine and pop I would say to me,
0:51.7	hey, blondie legs, what happened to your leg hairs? So I wrapped the chain around my fist and
0:56.0	beat him to death, but I don't think he was any relation to this Obama guy, even though they both
1:00.0	were black. I just think it's funny that this Michelle person has such a similar name.
1:04.3	Anyway, it would be great to have such a hot babe around the White House. By the way, does she have
1:08.1	a daughter? Unquote. Contacted at her $12 million vacation home on Martha's Vineyard,
1:14.0	where she and her husband purchased with the spare change from their $65 million book deal,
1:18.3	and their $50 million Netflix deal, Mrs. Obama said she was delighted that Biden said he would
1:23.4	pick her for vice president or indeed any other sentence that halfway made sense.
1:28.0	Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin, this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.
1:58.5	So I don't know about you, but personally I was fascinated by my talk yesterday with Christopher
2:03.0	Caldwell of the Claremont review of books about his new book, The Age of Entitlement. The premise
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