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Don't want batten, mere catten, simple.

You've seen Jim Carrey in Ace Van Cheryl, you've seen him in dumb and dumber, but have you

ever seen him fucking your dad?

He's just like you're sitting watching TV one day, like you're not really paying attention

and like you hear that commercial come on in the background.

Yeah, definitely do a double tag, but what?

We should make that a real commercial.

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