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Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters

Ep. 88 | Sweatpants Are The Myspace Of Pants

Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters

conspiracysocialclub

Comedy

4.61.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Sam & Bryan talk about how food in the U.S. varies greatly than food in other places, how most of the internet is fake, and what kind of pants reign supreme.

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Dates at https://samtripoli.com and https://www.bryancallen.com

Merch at https://akadeepwaters.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0

When people ask, is everything in conspiracy? The answer is yes. Who and what is controlling everything? And what?

0:10.4

They they practice sorcery. I can't argue against magic.

0:15.9

I don't know what it is that we live on, but I believe it's around. This round that we live in

0:22.0

is the lowest level of heaven, highest level of hell.

0:25.3

Chicken, snake gods and the Anunnaki and sorcery. If Sam says the chicken snake god is running

0:34.0

everything, I'm literally in the world of crazy. I'm winning. Who's it?

0:41.7

Conspiracy social club, AK, deep waters, waters, waters, waters, waters, waters.

0:49.2

Who does that right now? Oh, that's like the way better, right? Come on.

0:54.6

Fuck yeah. You know, dude, I want to tell you something, dude. I like to get vulnerable, bro.

1:00.5

I like to get vulnerable. Okay. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a knuckle dragger. I'm a provider. Okay.

1:10.2

I'm protecting you. I have my own fears. Okay. One of my major fears, Brian, is clogging toilets.

1:21.2

It is a, it is like almost like fear of sharks of the dark. I will flush a thousand times

1:32.0

in order not to clog a toilet. Like I can't, like if I'm at a gig and I clog a toilet,

1:38.4

I will leave that gig. I will get in a car. I will drive to an airport and I'll go to another

1:43.7

state so they can't pin it on me. I have so much fear. I flush each time that people are like,

1:50.1

dude, you either, when we start doing one flush or we run out of water, I'm like, well, goodbye

1:55.1

the water. Okay. I'm never going to stop flushing. I have such fear of clogging toilets. It is

2:02.2

and like the toilet at my place is like so bad right now. It instantly clogs. So every time

2:09.2

it's like you were afraid of, I like tarantulas and every time you open a door, a giant tarantula

2:15.1

show. Like that's every day in my house. I remember I drove to you. Shit in my friend's house,

2:20.6

she was so hot and she goes, the bathroom doesn't work and he comes in later and she had left a

2:28.0

brick. I'm not, not a log, but a brick and it was a disaster. Here's the thing. Yeah, that

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