Ep. 88 - My New Heaven

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Comedy

5 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Pat was out of town on important business but the rest of the crew sat down and shot the shit about moving, landscaping, Area 51, vintage video games, chainsaws, Pepsi Blue, New Coke, the MoonKist, amusement parks and more. This episode also features the following segments; Today In History, I Wanna Know and Fact or Fiction.

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0:00.0	forgot to split
0:02.0	All right, you need to go get splinter coffee. Nah, it's too hot at a good time. That's too hot
0:06.5	Yeah, I gotta go get some fucking splinter. Yeah, Tony. Don't drink a whole cup of coffee with us
0:10.2	You get splinter and I want to cup a coffee, huh?
0:13.1	I want a whole cup of coffee
0:16.4	I want to do that Tony get something sweet in your mouth. I don't want you to have to drink that whole
0:20.7	I'm just not gonna drink it
0:23.3	When I waste and coffee yeah, let's just root you're gonna drink the coffee. Let's go get some sweet
0:28.4	I mean, I'll drink it if you give it some splinter. I was just gonna say the same thing if what if you go get some splinter
0:32.5	I'll drink it. Why not if I go get the splinter I'm drinking it
0:35.4	You want him to go get the splinter get the coffee just right and then you drink it. Yeah, I mean it's a lot wasted
0:41.8	You're a bit sweet you're Tony
0:43.8	You had to side right now. You got shuddered off pot
0:46.2	Put some sweet the whole thing in coffee could be really refreshing long
0:49.7	Shredder's out awesome sugar on it
0:53.8	Get that sweet
0:55.8	Go get it. Okay. Yeah, go get it. It's fucking splinter pal
1:19.4	Here we go welcome to Arlan radio 2.0
1:24.4	This episode is brought to you by our friends at sea gig if you're gonna go see a live event sports
1:33.7	music
1:35.1	comedy
1:37.2	Theater, whatever the case may be if they charge admission to sit in a seat
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