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I had a lot of cups of Joe, and I'm working and writing and losing my life to time.

That is the opening number of my one woman show I've been working on. Actually, it's not

even a one woman. It's a full woman show, except there's one man in it. And at the end, they throw a

boiling hot pot of coffee into his face. And it's all real because that's showbiz baby. And he actually

suffers third degree burns. And that's showbiz baby. And you know know what and we don't get up in arms about it

and the critics love it because we support women's rights and wrongs always on this show

except for casey anthony but everybody else everybody else i think is in the clear i can't think of

anybody else maybe i want to you know put to the side i'm sure maybe i'll think of it later but

for right now it's's just Casey Anthony.

She's got to be number one off the list, I would have to say, unfortunately, for her.

I'm also just thinking about, like, at the end of that show, right?

Imagine that's the last.

That's the final number, right? And they throw the boiling pot of coffee, except this guy thought it was just like all for show and he didn't know that he was actually going to experience his pain.

And there's just the crowd stands up. They're like clapping. Everyone's like, who, everyone's whistling.

They're bowing, right? They all start coming out from the back, you know, where they come out and they do the bow.

And then, you know, you hear over the loudspeakers and they're like,

this is Patrice Walters as waitress number three.

And everyone's like, woo!

And then just in the back, really faint behind the curtain here.

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