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Matt Christiansen Live

Ep 88 | Guests Bearing & SugarTits, Memo-gate, SOTU laughs, Walmart is Racist

Matt Christiansen Live

Matt Christiansen

News:news Commentary, News, Politics, News Commentary

4.8587 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2018

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Bearing and SugarTits join for a chat to close (starting at 2:14:15), but first we breakdown the release of "the memo," the State of the Union speech and all its hilarious reactions, Asian Canadians protest the "hijab hoax," the Google and YT CEOs accidentally validate James Damore on MSNBC, plus Gloria Allred files a racial discrimination lawsuit against a California Walmart for absurd reasons.   Bearing's channel: http://bit.ly/29aZGYS Bearing's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2DZ2go9SugarTits' channel: http://bit.ly/1TsgbocSugarTits' Twitter: http://bit.ly/2l4GCV5 Email the show: beautyandthebeta@gmail.com Support the show and help us make it better! Become a Patron: http://www.patreon.com/beautyandthebetaMake a one-time contribution on PayPal: http://www.paypal.me/beautyandthebeta Beauty & the Beta merchandise shop: http://bit.ly/2nxSaj6(If there are items absent that you'd like to request, email us and we can accommodate) Blonde's channel: http://bit.ly/23RrR3zBlonde's Twitter (RIP): http://bit.ly/2t41WvcBlonde's Gab: http://bit.ly/2jQFS4a Matt's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2ib6eKr Beauty & the Beta on demand: http://bit.ly/1TUcepjListen on iTunes: http://apple.co/23YM9rMListen on Google Play: http://bit.ly/2iFWOqDListen on Soundcloud: http://bit.ly/1TUce8EListen on Stitcher: http://bit.ly/1TlubhEListen on Podbean: http://bit.ly/1TUcnJ8 ARTWORK by Facepalm RealityFacepalm Reality's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2AZfI4VFacepalm Reality's YouTube channel: http://bit.ly/2uxbrr9 MUSICDon't Stop Til You Get Enough remix: https://youtu.be/tCDH8HjeNDY Bearing and SugarTits' cover of "Catch the Wind" https://youtu.be/DPZtCSScFWMPennywise cover of 'Land Down Under' https://youtu.be/Hd2YYKebIdc"Dog Park" and "Odahviing" written and performed by AENEAS: http://bit.ly/2sibPZ7 ITEMS REFERENCED T Mobile Super Bowl Ad: http://bit.ly/2E1yrmP Art from David: http://bit.ly/2E2Jso9Art from Laura: http://bit.ly/2E0shmRMilk and cereal case from Bobby: https://youtu.be/g1vlZFAXzmk 'Every Rubin Report Ever' by Freedom Toons: https://youtu.be/IS71EDAwX1o The Nunes memo: http://bit.ly/2E3EZkPTrey Gowdy's description of the Carter Page FISA application: http://bit.ly/2E2ZUoo Maher says the memo is just a bad Facebook post: http://bit.ly/2DXfaTn Steve King says it's deeper than Watergate: https://youtu.be/RQujubX__v8The State of the Union Address: https://youtu.be/ATFwMO9CebA Public opinion on the speech: https://youtu.be/dKSJ5JYRf6A Joe Kennedy's response: https://youtu.be/dKSJ5JYRf6A Tomi Lahren rips Joe Kennedy: https://youtu.be/3w6j1lWAWbI Nancy Pelosi's response: https://youtu.be/m6jgqPfHPH8 Maxine Waters response: http://bet.us/2E2cYKr Cory Booker response: http://bit.ly/2E023BbBernie response: https://youtu.be/c2ibkHGRyaQThe People's State of the Union: http://bit.ly/2DP2Sg2 People throw shoes at the SOTU: http://bit.ly/2DZVfTXThe story on the shoe throwing: http://bit.ly/2nwdpBxAsian Canadians protest the hijab cutting hoax: http://bit.ly/2DZf8dK MSNBC segment with the YT and Google CEOs on Damore: http://on.msnbc.com/2nzZz15 Racial discrimination against California Walmart: https://youtu.be/cH2NZjGHwYI

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to your sanity safe space.

0:06.2

Not a fucking issue.

0:07.3

With your favorite YouTube podcast duo.

0:10.2

You're fucking a white male!

0:11.9

And a white female too.

0:14.0

Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments.

0:18.4

Live from a castle tower and his mother's basement, this is Beauty and

0:25.1

the Beta.

0:26.1

And we will make America great again. Because maternal love is the love that's going to change the future of mankind.

0:53.3

So we'd like you to look at...

0:55.0

We'd like to say people kind, not necessarily mankind, because it's more inclusive.

0:59.6

There we go, exactly.

1:02.0

Yes, thank you.

1:03.2

We can all learn from each other.

1:09.8

You all know that I don't necessarily have the best of track records on jokes.

1:13.6

It's a little reminder to me that I shouldn't be making jokes even when I think they're funny.

1:20.6

You are fake news.

1:23.6

Very fake news.

1:26.6

Skag free where he is. It's a pl can't free over here.

1:28.9

Get a deployed fascist ass out of here.

1:31.3

I agree with that.

1:36.2

We'll do it in live.

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