Ep 88 | Guests Bearing & SugarTits, Memo-gate, SOTU laughs, Walmart is Racist
Matt Christiansen Live
Matt Christiansen
4.8 • 587 Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2018
⏱️ 138 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to your sanity safe space. |
| 0:06.2 | Not a fucking issue. |
| 0:07.3 | With your favorite YouTube podcast duo. |
| 0:10.2 | You're fucking a white male! |
| 0:11.9 | And a white female too. |
| 0:14.0 | Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments. |
| 0:18.4 | Live from a castle tower and his mother's basement, this is Beauty and |
| 0:25.1 | the Beta. |
| 0:26.1 | And we will make America great again. Because maternal love is the love that's going to change the future of mankind. |
| 0:53.3 | So we'd like you to look at... |
| 0:55.0 | We'd like to say people kind, not necessarily mankind, because it's more inclusive. |
| 0:59.6 | There we go, exactly. |
| 1:02.0 | Yes, thank you. |
| 1:03.2 | We can all learn from each other. |
| 1:09.8 | You all know that I don't necessarily have the best of track records on jokes. |
| 1:13.6 | It's a little reminder to me that I shouldn't be making jokes even when I think they're funny. |
| 1:20.6 | You are fake news. |
| 1:23.6 | Very fake news. |
| 1:26.6 | Skag free where he is. It's a pl can't free over here. |
| 1:28.9 | Get a deployed fascist ass out of here. |
| 1:31.3 | I agree with that. |
| 1:36.2 | We'll do it in live. |
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