Ep 88: Dog on Top, Baby on Bottom

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2016

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Joe Starr, Lauren Ashley Bishop, Carrie Quinlan and Nick Doody join Dave Holmes to talk about catchy Christmas tunes, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’s secret second verse, and (terrible) Christmas cracker jokes. Joe Starr would like to plug The Roast of Darth Vader and recommends MaxFun's own Lady to Lady podcast. Lauren Ashley Bishop would like to plug Harry the Dog's Instagram @senordirtyharry and recommends The Mindy Project. Carrie Quinlan would like to plug the Yonderland Christmas Special and Jonathan Finnemore's Souvenir Programme. Nick Doody is @NickDoody and recommends Schitt's Creek. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show The Friday Forty at LA's Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave would like to recommend Drew Droege's podcast Minor Revelations. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter, we're @IWPod. Written by Sarah Morgan and Riley Silverman, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA ad GuiltFreePost in London, produced by Jennifer Marmor and Christian Dueñas. �

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. I'm coming to you from Los Angeles, California.
0:10.6	2016, one of the worst years in the history of mankind is winding down. But I have found a bright side to the absolute shit show nightmare that the last couple months have been. I frequently have panic attacks
0:23.3	where I'm convinced I'm having a heart attack
0:25.2	I'm going to die.
0:26.3	I had one a few days ago
0:27.8	and I was like, eh.
0:30.9	So I found my way through.
0:32.3	It's been worse.
0:33.3	Yeah.
0:33.9	You know what?
0:34.5	I had a good run.
0:35.5	You're listening to International Waters.
1:05.4	Yeah. You know what? I had a good run. You're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country that just cracked open the Baileys and plans to stay drunk until January 3rd,
1:06.7	a country after my own heart, really.
1:12.0	From the Tracy Allman Show and John Finnamore's souvenir program. She's Carrie Quinlan. Welcome back.
1:14.8	Hello. It's nice to be back. It's nice to hear you.
1:15.7	How are you?
1:23.7	I'm very well. I'm very well. I realize there's a bright spot to the sack of balls that is 2016 ending.
1:29.1	Because I remembered at the weekend that about 20 years ago, I read a statistic, which has become my favourite statistic, that at that time, the rate of increase in people becoming
1:34.4	Elvis impersonators was such that by 2017, one in three of us would be an Elvis impersonator.
1:42.6	So that's something to look forward to.
1:44.8	That's fantastic.
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