Ep. 872 - Chinese Menace/U.S. Press
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2020
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Joe Biden, who used to be somebody, has offered to call President Trump and give him advice |
| 0:04.3 | on how to handle the Chinese flu crisis. |
| 0:06.7 | And yes, I know what you're thinking. |
| 0:08.5 | You're thinking, oh, Clayvin, you incorrigible wag. |
| 0:11.6 | How I love your satirical shenanigans and the absurd fentagias with which you tickle |
| 0:15.5 | our funny bones and invite us to share in the ridiculous concoctions of your whimsical |
| 0:19.5 | imagination. |
| 0:20.5 | But no, this actually happened. |
| 0:21.9 | Joe Biden offered to call the President of the United States and give him advice on |
| 0:25.8 | how to deal with the pandemic. |
| 0:27.7 | In a statement addressed to a kitchen mop, he mistook for a woman who used to chase around |
| 0:31.0 | the room. |
| 0:32.0 | Biden said, quote, by golly, it's time someone got on the horn to that Nixon fellow and |
| 0:36.0 | set him straight on how to deal with all this flu monologue. |
| 0:38.7 | He's got to talk to experts and make plans and bring information to people instead of |
| 0:42.4 | standing around with that little Italian guy and a cute girly what's her name and all |
| 0:46.3 | those folks from the newspapers. |
| 0:48.1 | We need more of those medical gizmos. |
| 0:49.7 | The modern fellows are always inventing and maybe even some medicine or something. |
| 0:53.4 | Why in my day, we'd set up some tents with cats in them, quick as a wink and get on with |
| 0:57.2 | more important things like the depression and World War II. |
| 1:00.8 | Buying and setting plans to offer a three point plan with two points in it, one of which |
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