Ep 87: Probably A Holiday Spectacular

Probably a Podcast

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas/Holiday/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa, or whatever you’re celebrating! Shannon is back for her yearly tradition: the holiday episode! With her gin and tonic, she gives an update on how she is handling the house prep and getting ready for hosting Christmas for her and James’ families. Shannon reflects on the past year, finding love, and buying a home, and shares her excitement for the upcoming seasons of her life. What is Shannon most excited about? What has been her most memorable Christmas? Shannon calls Vic and Sharon Kay for some reminders of the special times they’ve shared over the years. And which is more effective: Elf on the Shelf or Scared Straight? A casual conversation with Joanna Gaines, an infomercial obsession, and Big Bertha: Shannon will give you the laugh you know you need after the holidays. This is Episode 87: Probably A Holiday Spectacular.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.0	Cheers!
0:08.0	Guys, welcome back to probably a podcast, but this is a very special episode of probably podcast podcast they're all fucking special but this one's extra special because
0:16.0	It is the holiday spectacular I changed in every year. It's sometimes just a holiday episode this This year it feels like the holiday spectacular. So Merry Christmas happy Hanukkah happy Kwanza
0:27.6	Whatever you celebrate happy mother-fucking holidays. Okay? Love you guys so much. Let's get into it. But wait, before we get into the actual holiday spectacular, I must tell you if you have not been to a live show yet, don't fear, don't fret. We have so many coming up. So many, it'll blow your mind.
0:43.6	Okay. First things first. Florida, all my Florida people, my gators,
0:47.6	my gators out there, we're coming to you. I'm gonna say this in order, so
0:49.9	I'm gonna look at my phone. We're coming to Naples, okay? We're coming to
0:53.7	me yamie and a myamie we have a very special guest a very special guest coming to the
0:58.5	Miami show to mey amy the Miami show so you're gonna want to be there for that. Plan a girls trip.
1:04.0	Come to Miami. It's going to be a blast, all right? We're going to go to 11 after, we're going to just shake our
1:08.6	titties. And then after Miami, we have St. Pete. And I feel like St. Pete is going to be a wild time so you guys come to the Florida shows and then after that we have Milwaukee, St Louis, Kansas City and Indy. Okay? Now my Midwest girlies, you just, you guys are always writing for me, you really are.
1:27.0	When I was in Chicago, people brought me cake plates with my face on it.
1:31.0	I just feel like, I feel like the Midwest girlies are going to show up and show out. So come
1:35.0	shake your titties with me if you're from the Midwest. I have a really really strong
1:38.4	affection for Midwesterners. So come on out and then a banger in Nashville. Now you want to talk about going to a girls trip come on a girls trip come to Nashville and this is my plea to you this is my plea because Nashville will be my biggest audience there are 1200 tickets,200 tickets to be sold. Come on mama,
1:54.3	how me sell these tickets? How me sell these tickets? Plan a girls trip. Come to
1:59.2	Nashville for ready for this? It's on 420. It's on 420. It's going to be a fabulous time. It's going to be so much fun. I'm going to have new material. We're going to blow the house down. It's in Nashville. It's just going to be crazy. It's my second time back and the first time we did Nashville, ticket sold on five minutes so I'm really
2:13.8	open that we we really get these tickets sold but come see me in Nashville it's gonna be
2:17.3	blast and be fantastic and then after Nashville who I also feel like are going to be
2:21.0	my wildest shows yet I don't know why I have not said
2:23.6	this about every show. I just feel like the girls of Boston, Pittsburgh and
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