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Potterless

Ep. 87 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 35 w/ Jeffrey Cranor

Potterless

Mike Schubert

Arts, Books, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.88.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2019

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Jeffrey Cranor of Welcome to Night Vale joins to discuss a very strange and unique chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include flayed babies, Southern Hospitality, automated pet feeders, coy Dumbledore, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Food Network spinoffs, Mike’s 180 on HP, the Red Solo Hufflepuff cup, '07 yearbooks, and more!


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You know what they say? The best method of keeping the doctor away is by every day listening

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to this podcast. Before I continue my first ever journey through

0:38.3

the Harry Potter series, just a few quick announcements. First, it is donation time here.

0:42.4

Potterless, we donate $1 for every member of our team over at patreon.com slash potterless for

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the first episode of the month, and we pick a different charity. And at the time of recording,

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we have 850 patrons, meaning we'll be giving $850 to every town for

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gun safety.

0:56.4

I know that I've donated to a similar charity, one that is actually through every town called

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Mom's Demand Action for Gun Sense in America.

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This is their parent organization.

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They do a lot of different things, especially with gun control legislation.

1:06.9

And given the fact that America just had two terrible gun-related tragedies in a 24-hour span, I think the donating to this charity is incredibly timely because hopefully the money that we give can help kick something into action. I really just hope things can change because it's just getting absurd at this point. A lot of people sent me really great charity suggestions for August, but this one just really hit me hard, especially with one of the shootings being in El Paso, Texas, and I used to live in Texas. So this is the one that I think makes the most sense. If you want to learn more about this charity and what they do, you can head to Everytown.org. On a happier note, I have news about my involvement at Leaky Khan, Dallas. I've got all the details, and they added me to three new things. So on Friday, there will be Potterless Live. On Saturday, I will be part of questions of the Wizarding World, the room of requirement. And on Sunday, I'm doing Leaky Khan Pyramid with the guy who played the Toothless Walnut, Tom the Inkeeper, in the movies. I'm also doing a panel about the portraits and pictures of the Wizarding World. You know how I've asked about how those work in a million episodes of Potterless. And I'm rounding out the convention. The last thing that's happening on the main stage is Potter Castless Live, a hybrid between Potterless and Potter cast, one of the oldest and one of the newest Harry Potter podcasts together. I'm really excited if you are going to be at Leaky Khan.

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I hope to see you there.

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And if you just live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, I'm thinking Saturday afternoon makes the most sense for the meetup. As always, follow Potterless on social media. I'll post about everything, but I'm really excited to see some of you there. And speaking of things that make me excited, we've new patrons to welcome to the team. so shout out to Pauline M. Bree Clark, Heather Povey, Mel Curtis, Tamara Landon, Christine Manchaca, Ryan Clevens, Lauren Wainwright, James D. Poudrell, Melissa M. Dickinson, Laura Bowman, Marion Overfield, Hannah Zedlowski, Jasmine Hugo, Tom Tom Tompkins, Megan Vranick, Alley March, Jessica Phillips, Kylie Kubosh, Sabrina Balsiger, Catherine Boyd, Rebecca Campbell, Deborah Maltesanti, and someone who made their name Harry Potter went to Arizona State, which is a joke of my other podcast, Horse, a correction for Ellie Husser who wanted her patron shout out to go to her brother, Will, a pronunciation correction for Jaden Allman, shout out to May Farrell, who upgraded their pledge, and a huge shout to Zephyr Lawrence and Artemis Peters, our newest producer-level patrons. They joined the ranks of Vicki, Erin, Erin, Jesse, Natalie, Clow, Frank, Marchismo, Samantha, Juan, Abid, Rosemary, Mara, Mara, Mara, Mara, Rosemary, Mara, Mara, Mara, Mara, Mara, Mara, Mara, Mara, Mara, Mara, Mara, Mara, Mara, Mara, Natalie Clough, Frank Marchismo, Samantha, Juan, Abede, Rosemary, Marisa, Romina, Kamale, Russell, Audra, Eleanor, Sydney, Rossan, Nikita Taylor, Ali, Amelia, Sean, Sarah, Ben, Rachel, Zachary, Orchid, Vivian, Taccari, Haley, Moster, Angelina, Ross, Marie, Alex, Brian,, Caitlin,, Alex, John Noel, Tao, Emily, Robin, Liz, Mariah, Brandon, Sarah, Claire, Gloria, Sarah, Alecat, Halie, Veronica, Kevin, Lada, Noah, Tracy, Colleen, Jennifer, Freedy, Ivor, Nao, Naomi, Tyler, Heather, Vera, Kerry, Andrea, Ella, Anthony, Lisa, Lisa, and Christine Jacob Toothus Maya, Marg Polly, Surgeneta, Tumnus, Remy, Matt, Sarah, Nona Zena, Colleen, Harlan,

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Sheldorp, Noelia, Addy, Brian,

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Jenny, Nikki, Kara, Dorcas, Justin Christine Jacob Toothless Maya Mark Polly Srujaneta Tumnus Remy Matt Sarah Nona Zena

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