What is nothing?

What and the fuck are we doing here?

That's deep bro.

Hi, welcome to that deep bro.

I'm your host, I'm Christine P.

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Maybe you're at work, maybe you're in your car, maybe you're getting weird with the glass of wine or a doobie.

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Anyways, bro, let's get deep on this shit first.

So I want to plug, I'm doing a tour, I'm going back to stand up comedy as a touring comedian, but I'm only doing one night in select cities.

And I'm going to start my tour September 27th at the Tacoma Comedy Club just outside of Seattle in Washington.

And then September 28th, I go to Portland, Oregon.

I do helium comedy club, which I'm really excited about.

I hear that that's a wonderful club.

My husband loves it so much.

And I'm so, I'm too blessed to be stressed.

Okay, next October 4th, Dallas, Texas at Hyena's Comedy Club, October 5th, Houston at the Secret Group.

October 23rd, Indianapolis, Indiana, Morty's Comedy Club, and October 24th Cincinnati, Ohio at Go, Banana's Comedy Club.

I think, like, I'll just, I love, I don't have all these cities.

That's why I've chosen these cities.

Hell, or, but the Cincinnati Go, Banana's, you know, that I hold a special place in my fart for December 9th and 10th, Washington, DC at the DC improv.

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