Ep 869: Mystery Man says he's Queen Elizabeth's son | Live from Gebhards

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🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Live from Gebhards Beer Culture with Matt, Little Foot and later in the episode a mystery man approaches to say he's the illegitimate child of Queen Elizabeth! Also, breast milk ice cream, breastfeeding, funeral home shenanigans, Fauci, get in the car you're not going back to prison, my mom did this when she was mad at her kids, you don't go rainbow, you don't want to know about Twato and much more!

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0:00.0	Get in the car, you're not going there with you. This is Matt, my friend Matt, who owns it? We have another sponsor.
0:21.0	Oh, just walk away. This is Matt who owns Gep Arts Beer Culture where we do the live streams. We must be very new to these things. We've been doing this for nine months. And that's my good friend Littlefoot. Robert. I'm more friends with him than him. No, we're on. foot.
0:33.0	Robert, I'm more friends with him than him.
0:34.0	No, we're on the equal footing now, right?
0:37.0	Oh, no, you guys are pretty close.
0:38.0	Yeah, we're on equal footing.
0:40.0	This conversation so stupid.
0:42.0	What are you new here?
0:44.0	Come here, you got to show everybody what you have.
0:47.0	Oh my God, she eats black olives?
0:49.0	What do you have?
0:50.0	Yeah, she's a Jersey used car salesman.
0:52.0	What's your favorite food? Yeah, she's a Jersey used car salesman.
0:53.0	What's your favorite food?
0:55.0	Olive?
0:56.0	You like olives?
0:57.0	And what else do you like?
0:59.0	What else do you like?
1:00.0	Cucumbers?
1:01.0	Do you like salami? Yeah. Say salami? Yeah. She eats black olives. Do you like beer?
1:09.2	Beer? Do you ever beer? Of course not. Well you have her beer?
1:13.0	Of course not.
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