Ep 865 | Here, Have a Pony…

Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher

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News, News Commentary, Daily News, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	Plays radio network, and now chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
0:06.2	So as I'm preparing for the show today, I remember that I'm a minister of the Universal
0:12.4	Life Church.
0:13.6	I have the paperwork, I have the documentation that says I'm a minister of the Universal
0:17.6	Life Church.
0:18.6	So I go to the Wikipedia page, and Wikipedia can't be wrong, but it is.
0:26.1	My name is not on the list.
0:28.4	I was a being a minister of the Universal, from the Universal Life Church.
0:34.2	I'm going to have to break out my paperwork, my documentation.
0:37.2	Now according to Wikipedia, this is a dynamic list, and may never be able to satisfy particular
0:45.7	standards for completeness.
0:48.0	Yeah, I hate those standards.
0:49.8	I hate those standards of particular standards for completeness.
0:55.7	Hate those.
0:56.7	Now I wonder if the Universal Life Church, actually with 20 million ministers, or that's
1:06.0	what they claim, and they give you instant ordination.
1:10.4	What the heck, why notable ULC members?
1:14.4	Okay, so maybe I'm on that list on their website, notable, you will say, oh no, it doesn't
1:18.6	look like I'm there either.
1:20.8	Do they have a list on their website for ministers?
1:28.4	They just have notable ULC ministers, Conan O'Brien, Stephen Cobair, Benedict Cumberbatch,
1:37.8	The Rock, Richard Branson, Lady Gaga, Sir Paul McCartney, Sir Ian McKellen, and Jeff Fisher
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