Ep. 86: Toys Toys Toys

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa tackle toys this week! What's better, eco wooden toys or plastic? Who cares! As long as they keep the kids amused so we have a minute to catch our breath. Plus, Theresa can't answer any more kid questions and Biz just wants to be left alone to brush Repunzel’s hair. Together, we learn that the holiday break may have been a tad too long and no bathroom is big enough to provide much-needed sanctuary from the household chaos.

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:18.6	This week on One Bad Mother, we survive the holidays and come out on top only to find ourselves buried under a mountain of toys.
0:26.0	Plus, Biz discovers baby plus Orzo equals bad.
0:30.0	And to reset, can't answer any more questions.
0:33.0	Woo!
0:35.0	Oh my God!
0:36.0	I think we just broke the microphone.
0:38.0	We're so enthusiastic today.
0:41.0	Because neither one of us are at home.
0:43.2	Yeah.
0:44.4	Period.
0:45.4	This is the new.
0:46.4	We're now officially hiding in the sound booth.
0:49.0	We are.
0:50.0	As opposed to hiding in the bathroom.
0:51.4	And by the way, just before we go any further, big shout-outs to everyone,
0:57.2	moms and dads, who participated in our hiding in the bathroom to survive the holidays, Twitter and Facebook
1:05.8	challenge. Everybody you did it. You did it. You did it. Good job you guys. Good
1:11.1	job. How are you, Theresa?
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