Ep.86: Massenomics Gym 2 Year Anniversary Party

Massenomics Podcast

Massenomics, LLC

Strong, Strongman, Lifting, Weightlifting, Health & Fitness, Training, Fitness, Powerlifting, Bodybuilding, Workout

5 • 630 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week, the guys sit down and reflect on two years of Massenomics Gym shenanigans. We discuss our humble origins and how hard we were able to celebrate another year of existence. We ate, we drank, we socialized, and we mostly talked about lifting. Just like usual.

Check out the Audio below

audio Block Double-click here to upload or link to a .mp3. Learn more

And remember to check it out on YouTube as well.

If you don't already have a closet full of Massenomics gear, go to the MASSENOMICS STORE and load up on swag...

Also, please CLICK THIS LINK TO GIVE US A 5 STAR RATING ON ITUNES...

Click this text to follow Massenomics on Instagram... Vote Massenomics for President in 2020.. Have your barber shave our logo into the side of your head.. Maybe get a Massenomics tattoo while you're at it.

Or you could sign up for our email newsletter at the bottom of this page.

Stay Strong,

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Welcome to Massanomics, the world's strongest podcast.
0:10.0	Find us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter at Massonomics.
0:14.0	Make sure you go visit Massanomics.com.
0:16.0	There you'll find the rest of our powerful content.
0:19.0	While you're there, check out our store and buy yourself some of that sweet mass enough gear.
0:22.8	When he does that, it's like the sound of somebody taking like a wet, like a steak.
0:27.8	It seems really, really wet.
0:29.2	Like, yeah, it's like if you took a rib-eye steak and you just dunked it in water
0:32.6	and just slapped it on the table and drug it around.
0:37.4	It seems like that's way too much moist saliva. If your guys are listening... and just slapped it on the table and drug it around.
0:39.2	Way too much moist saliva.
0:44.9	If your guys are listening, Fletch the giant Masanomics Great Dane,
0:48.0	licks his genitals with a lot of enthusiasm,
0:51.2	and it makes really gross unsettling sounds. It's a really wet sound.
0:52.9	It's actually the sound that I, unfortunately,
0:55.8	have to wake up to every morning is the sound of him licking his butthole in my bed.
1:01.9	And it's really fucking gross. See, my dog licks himself too, but just, it's like the scale
1:08.2	is one-tenths. Yeah. But, like, the noise level is one-tenth so but like the noise level is one-tenth i think
1:13.5	well on speaking of dog dicks uh welcome to the massanomics podcast um we are oh about 12
1:23.3	hours after the uh massanomics two-year anniversary bash. We did it.
1:29.7	We did it. We sure did it.
1:31.2	Oops, we did it again.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Massenomics, LLC, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Massenomics, LLC and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.