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The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Ep. 86—Dean and Ted's Excellent Adventure

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8783 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

We have reached the nadir of Ron Weasley, and Heather is, naturally, in fine form. This week, Harry learns to fish; Hermione reads The Feminine Mystique; Griphook bristles; Dirk Cresswell is kind of a dick; the Potters are dead, to begin with; and Ron is definitely, definitely the worst. Plus: #mealplanning #keto #eatclean #elementaltransfiguration This week’s chapters: The Goblin’s Revenge & Godric’s Hollow Next week’s chapters: Bathilda’s Secret & The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore

Transcript

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0:00.0

Leave nothing but footprints, take nothing but whore cruxes. You're listening to the Quibbler

0:07.3

podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Leave No Trace Camper's.

0:12.6

I know Harry Potter, said Dean, and I reckon he's the real thing, the chosen one, or whatever

0:18.8

you want to call him. Yeah, there's a lot we'd like to believe he's that son, said Dirk.

0:23.6

Me included, but where is he?

0:26.6

Run for it by the looks of things.

0:28.6

And you know, the prophet made a pretty good case against him.

0:32.6

The prophet, scoffed Ted.

0:35.6

You deserve to be lied to if you're still reading that muck, Dirk.

0:40.1

You want the facts.

0:41.6

Try the quibbler.

0:44.7

I'm Heather Pricewright.

0:46.2

And I'm Alex Dallenberg.

0:47.8

Hello, we're back post-Twilight.

0:50.3

So hopefully that was an enjoyable little interlude for you all in this the spookiest of seasons. Now we're past

0:56.6

spooky season and into a time of abundance and giving thanks, which is the opposite of the chapters

1:02.6

we are reading this week. It's also not, it's not Christmas season yet. No, Thanksgiving. Yeah,

1:07.5

no one is allowed, you're not allowed to play Christmas music. You're allowed to do whatever you goddamn please. Are you kidding me? No, I have no rules about the kind of entertainment people engage in any time of year. I just think you've got to keep some of your Christmas powder dry, right? If All I went for Christmas is you brings you joy in fucking June. Listen to it. No, I'm, I'm zero

1:30.3

percent in, I don't like it when stores take Christmas stuff out because it just feels,

1:35.8

that's a battle we lost. Very assaultive. Yeah. But in terms of people individually experiencing joy

1:41.4

leading up to a holiday, yes, do that. Honestly, there's way too little joy

1:45.4

right now. I was just shocked when I saw like so many posts saying, oh, Halloween's almost over.

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