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Slack.com slash DHQ. 60,000 Haitian nationals are expected to descend upon Texas this week

and demand entry into our country. If passed as precedent, many, if not most, will succeed

in entering the country illegally. But while we prepare for that imminent flood of foreigners,

another organized caravan is preparing to depart, with its leader describing themselves

as ready for war. But Americans are not ready to fight that war, because Americans are

too preoccupied waging what seems increasingly to be a cold civil war at home. A dilemma

made all the clearer by the fact that the leader of the next illegal alien brigade is an

American himself. I'm Michael Nolzis, the Michael Nolshio.

Welcome back to the show. My favorite kind of yesterday is from random, who says, let's

go Brandon. Very simple, right to the point, I don't think it could possibly be more clear.

Let's go Brandon. You know, when I want to easily understand things and I want to help

myself out, one place that I always look is rockauto.com. You probably have a lot of free time,

right? You got nothing to do. You got no pressing matters. So I hope you have a lot of free

time if you want to go get an auto part at the Brick and Mortar Auto Parts store. Because

you're going to have to drive there, get out of the car, wait in line, get peppered with

a thousand questions, tell the guy all these answers if you got them about your car. Then

he looks in the back. He doesn't have the parts because the companies can't store all

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