Ep. 854 - Trump's Super Field Day

The Andrew Klavan Show

Society & Culture

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🗓️ 3 March 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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The funniest president ever goes hilarious on the Communist, the short guy and the doddering loon. Check out The Cold War: What We Saw, a new podcast written and presented by Bill Whittle at https://www.dailywire.com/coldwar. In Part 1 we peel back the layers of mystery cloaking the Terror state run by the Kremlin, and watch as America takes its first small steps onto the stage of world leadership. If you like The Andrew Klavan Show, become a member TODAY with promo code: KLAVAN and enjoy the exclusive benefits for 10% off at https://www.dailywire.com/Klavan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	With Democrat candidates leaving the field and endorsing Joe Biden in an effort to stop the rise
0:05.0	of Bernie Sanders before Super Tuesday, Bernie Sanders has announced that he too will endorse
0:10.2	Joe Biden in the hope of preventing himself from becoming president. In a speech made to a dream
0:15.4	world filled with the ghosts of people slaughtered by Joseph Stalin, Sondar said, quote,
0:19.8	it has become more and more apparent to me that I am out of my mind and should not be allowed
0:24.1	anywhere near the presidency of the United States. There are some who say I should not receive
0:28.2	the nomination because I can't be Donald Trump, but I reject that entirely. I should not
0:32.1	receive the nomination because in fact I might beat him and what a disaster that would be.
0:36.5	I can just see myself celebrating my new literacy program while millions of people die or are
0:42.2	thrown in prison or are relegated to a life of hopelessness and poverty. Somebody has to stop that
0:47.4	from happening and since it won't be me because I'm a lunatic, I'm throwing my endorsement to Joe
0:51.8	Biden, sena bufun though he is, unquote. With Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar suspending their
0:57.8	candidacies, the race now boils down to the far left lane with Sanders and Elizabeth Warren,
1:02.8	the babbling old man lane dominated by Joe Biden and of course the second rate Donald Trump lane,
1:08.0	which is empty until you look down and surprise. There's Michael Bloomberg.
1:12.0	Elizabeth Warren wanted to make a speech to a gathering of make-believe Indians,
1:15.3	but she couldn't get a reservation. So instead she released a statement through a series of
1:19.5	smoke signals followed by a flaming arrow shot into a settler's door with a note attached. Warren
1:26.1	said she had so far decided not to suspend her campaign because her unbridled desire for power
1:31.0	had caused her to bury her fingernails so deep into any smoke. So, she had, she had a winning,
1:37.2	she had not been able to pry them loose. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Klaven and this is the Andrew Klaven show.
2:08.0	There's an amazing video being circulated on TikTok and to be honest, I didn't comment on it
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