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Ep. 85 - We Ranked Every Guy in the World

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The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

This week, the boys make a tier list! The boys separate different guys you can find into different tiers, such as 'the crypto guy', 'the contrarian' and 'the elon fan'.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What dude? What do you want? What are you laughing at me? What are you shushing about man? Just you man.

0:22.0

I was telling Aiden about a story from my childhood.

0:28.0

Oh, the one where you I won't spoil it. You spoil it. I think we could spoil it. I said, quote, I turned my friend's head into a bread dough with that cinder block.

0:39.0

That must have been like the middle of the story. Surely he didn't open it that way. I was eight years old. And I killed another kid on the playground.

0:48.0

I still have more men than that. What would you say? I'm surprised you could lift up the cinder block at eight. Why would you be so insulting to me as my friend?

0:58.0

You're eight year old body. Yeah. I feel like that's rude. Either you guys want a fruit snack. A fruit snack? No.

1:06.0

Okay. Do you want a fruit? Okay. Really quick. Just. Oh, you want to. Okay. He didn't try. My throat wasn't good. But he didn't try. You didn't try either. That throat was not.

1:15.0

There's no way. It's like. Go again. Welcome back to the yard. Everybody. Are she makes this look like first try? I don't know. That doesn't make sense.

1:25.0

He's not moving his head. That's actually insane. You're not a basketball. You're not a soldier in this journey. That's a problem. It's like you don't care about succeeding at tasks. Cutting my folds.

1:38.0

Why is lovely not here? You guys you guys might be wondering why there's a curb or sitting right here with the super fans. They might be asking why Schlatt isn't here. Yeah. So let me let's break it down. Let's tell you guys what happened. Basically, we tried to take it back.

1:54.0

This time. And what we did. They said guns are legal. This time. This time we couldn't take it back. And we are not allowed to try anymore.

2:05.0

Ludwig looked our Delta co-pilot in the eyes and said, why can't I open carry on this plane? So he's in custody. So what happened was that we were going to go to Austin, Texas to do an episode with Jay Schlatt and Ludwig.

2:20.0

Long overdue. We're actually only going to Texas because Ludwig is in Texas. And we have to record this show and we don't want to skip. So we were like, let's just go to Texas. Yeah. And the bonus is that Schlatt lives there.

2:32.0

Yeah, it was like it all worked, which is who we wanted to have. Yeah, we wanted to come on and hinge on the idea that our flight would take off from Los Angeles and land in Austin, Texas.

2:43.0

Neither of these things happened. No, no, we just well, first of all, put y'all on game really quick.

2:49.0

LAX Delta terminal has Juve. Yes, it does. Don't burn this method because I don't know how long it's going to be hot. Yeah, that I mean it probably already is.

2:58.0

I'm saying, I was so shocked to case. I was so shocked because we're in the Delta terminal. And I'm like, I got there. So I didn't bring my ID to the airport, which I thought was GGS.

3:08.0

Yeah, that was bad. I thought when you do that, you they just go, you, well, you can't fly. I don't know who you are. But they just like call the government and they go, they like, they go like me and then look at you and they go, well, what's your name?

3:18.0

Can you tell you tell them? They're like, what's your phone number? And then after like those like three of those, they go, all right, you can go.

3:24.0

And the Google Authenticator code. Yeah, they send you like the code. There's literally nothing else. I just went. I just got a plane with no ID. Now that's pretty cool. Why not? I got into the airport.

3:34.0

That's step one to taking it back. It's not having a paper.

3:39.0

I do not bring your ID.

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