Ep. 85: The Penguin Thief
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2009
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free |
| 0:05.0 | Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you |
| 0:10.0 | I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective |
| 0:15.0 | And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO! |
| 0:19.0 | This week on Jordan, Jesse, GO! |
| 0:23.0 | Jordan's beef with pita chips, my celebration of troop of 100 and much, much more! Let's go! |
| 0:30.0 | It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart |
| 0:35.0 | Jordan, Morris, boy detective |
| 0:37.0 | Welcome to another spectacular |
| 0:47.0 | Jordan, Jesse, GO! program |
| 0:49.0 | Yeah, that's right |
| 0:50.0 | And hey, I don't think we say this enough |
| 0:52.0 | Thanks for tuning in |
| 0:53.0 | Oh, I thought you were going to say, I don't think we say this enough |
| 0:56.0 | This is going to be a great program |
| 0:58.0 | This is going to be a great program |
| 0:59.0 | Look, I don't know if we say this enough, but we're amazing |
| 1:03.0 | We're hilarious, charming, handsome |
| 1:06.0 | Caller than you'd think |
| 1:08.0 | Caller than you'd think for listening |
| 1:10.0 | Absolutely, we have Malif Lewis voices |
| 1:12.0 | Great teeth, very healthy teeth, my dentist says I'd do a great job |
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