Hey, it's Schwartz. Last night's show was really good. Thank you for doing that. I have one concern. You got really excited about Mahali's sword collection. Great. I'm glad that Mahali has a bunch of swords. And I have a history major. I love old artifacts and all those things. But you're not getting a sword. So contain yourself. The last thing you need is a weapon. Please, don't be silly. Don't get a sword. You don't have to have everything that everyone else has.

And, yeah, let's hope you were joking last night.

The last thing you need is a sword.

Andy, it's my... I'm calling about your sword odor.

We've had a run on the seven-foot swords,

and I don't think I can make it for you but we I have something

smaller I have a three foot sword I can get at you in about a week it's gonna cost

nine hundred and eighty eight dollars but this thing is really top of the line you

know you could really kill somebody with this thing if you need to.

But call me back.

Let me know if you want to switch, because this thing is really, really good.

And if you don't want it, I think I got somebody who could take.

And we're back. How we doing, everybody? This is Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast. I am Andy Frasco.

Your fearless leader for the next hour and a half. Here to try to keep your mind off the quarantine bubble.

Try to keep you feeling optimistic because you know what, God damn it, life

is about optimism. And if we can't be fucking optimistic, do I have to do this every week? I swear to

God. If I have to, I will because you're stronger than this quarantine. You're powerful.

You don't need

anyone

to tell you that

you could be happy or you could be sad.

You could be happy however

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