Welcome back to things I wish I never

learned. On today's episode, 1,000 bottles of baby oil. That's how much they found at P. Diddy's house. What the f-

what is he a fucking cartoon villain?

Ah, yes, I know exactly what to do.

I know, yes, I know exactly what to do.

We will get 1,000 bottles of the baby oil.

He will come unsuspecting into my home, into my trap. He will not see it coming.

And right when he is about to enter enter my lair

He will dump 1,000 bottles of the baby oil and he was slide into my pit of 1,000 alligators.

Sir, great plan. That's beautiful. I think it's so many moving parts. It's beautiful. you know a work of art truly we don't have a we don't have a thousand we don't even have one alligator

you will get me the alligators damn it the fuck your mother said we were supposed to bond but you are a cunt

Oh my god what the one thou I mean that's crazy, that is a literal cartoon villain.

1,000, that's like a 1,000 bottles of baby oil, that's like a Scooby-Doo episode.

Scooby-Doo, episode 3, the Diddler.

They're just walking, they're walking through this super dark castle.

All of a sudden they open a door. They look, oh my, Zoiskoob, I think it's the deadler.

Ruru Ragi. Can I get sued for shit like this like am I is this? So excuse? Oh, sooo, excuse, the Diddlers behind you, Roru Ragi.

I want you to know guys I'm so fucking sick okay I need you every time I do a voice it takes a year off my life.

Okay, at least that's how it feels.

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