Ep 85: Bodega Cat Sour
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2022
⏱️ 98 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here we go, baby. We're back. Sorry for that burp. That was gross. That's normally an enormous game. I'm copying your stuff. |
| 0:13.0 | Yeah, you apologize, and too. Come on. Good to beat. Dude, my stomach's dying. I'm in pain. I just had some bad oopsy poopsy, as they call it. |
| 0:22.0 | My butthole sounded like a silencer on a gun. I thought it was a miscarriage. I don't know what that was. |
| 0:29.0 | That was terrible. I was dying in the bathroom. I'm chugging Pepto. I'm trying to get right for this episode. Oh, yeah. She boy went hard last night. |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah. We would do a little natural wine, a little martini. What do we tell you? If it was just natural wine, I wouldn't be hungover. That's the beauty of that stuff. |
| 0:43.0 | That's true. You don't really get bad hangover. They do a little bit of everything. Yeah. Yeah. And that was the way to go. That's why I can drink beer. These IPAs is all kinds of hops and barley and sugar. |
| 0:51.0 | I want to kill myself the next day. Same with white cloth. It's all chemicals. I can have a couple beers, but I can't get beer drunk because I'm just pissing all night. |
| 0:58.0 | The alcohol already disrupts your sleep. Now we're talking about waking up every 30 minutes to just, you know, drain the lizard here. I can't be doing that. |
| 1:05.0 | True. What big sort of occasion makes you drink that hard? Beer? No, just like last night. |
| 1:10.0 | I was at the comedy seller. It was a special occasion. I'm only there 340 nights a year. |
| 1:15.0 | And you had multiple spots. Yeah, yeah. You just stuck there. So you just got to start drinking just to get through the time. |
| 1:22.0 | Yeah, when you start when you're there, like I was there from literally like 7 to 1 a.m. probably. Really? Yeah, I just I did five shows. |
| 1:29.0 | Yeah. Oh, beer, cheers. Thank you. What are we drinking today? We got for it today there. Pretty simple, straightforward whiskey sour. |
| 1:37.0 | Hey, another wrong with that. I thought we're doing rusty nails. We can also do that. |
| 1:42.0 | That is pretty good. It's a good summer drink. It is. I always remember he orders a whiskey sour or something about Mary Matt Dillon. That's his drink. Whiskey sour. |
| 1:56.0 | Mongo, kid at a forehead, like a driving movie theater. I love that movie. That's a class. He steals. He stands up. His pants are off. |
| 2:05.0 | Oh, man. Lee Evans. Yes. You two should be kiss my hairy fucking bean bag. Classic. Yeah, I'm hurting, buddy. I'm glad to be here though. |
| 2:15.0 | How you doing, Sally? That'll kill the hangover. I'm strong. You're good. Feel strong. You feel strong? Yep. How you do? How about New York right now? It's like 75 degrees sunny. This is like we get like six good days in New York. And this is one of them. |
| 2:29.0 | Yeah, and I almost got disrupted. These fucking scumbags in the street. I'm walking to the subway. Some guy just on a bicycle. He's on the sidewalk. Newly takes me out. |
| 2:39.0 | And I turn around to go fuck you and he goes, I'm sorry. At least gotten. I'm sorry. But that's rare. Two women turn to be like angry for me. And I was like, hell yeah. |
| 2:47.0 | Solidarity. I wish I had my mace on me. What a fucking mace does that? Was he a messenger or a delivery? No, he was just a dude biking. |
| 2:55.0 | Jesus. He sat on the subway. I was walking into the subway. I was about to go down the stairs. He cuts me right off. Almost takes me down. |
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