4.9 • 807 Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2020
⏱️ 87 minutes
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What better way to beat the summer (and global) heat than with a spooky story of snowmen? Paul and Chad are joined by writer and Dungeon Master TK Johnson (@tkjoinsthefray) to discuss what happens when you find out your mom doinked a snowman. Learn about a poor girl who is dragged away from the basketball renaissance of the 90s Chicago Bulls to a frozen tundra with nothing to do but wander into peoples yards. Enjoy the episode!
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0:00.0 | Hey, Chad, check out the cool new stuff that we just put up on the internet. |
0:04.0 | Oh, dude, we have been posting some hot threads, but oh, I haven't seen these new ones. |
0:09.0 | Ooh, what's this over here? |
0:10.0 | Oh, yeah, touch them. |
0:12.0 | Touch them feel the softness of them. |
0:14.0 | Oh, I am. |
0:15.0 | I'm reaching across the internet through the screen, like a very creepy effect, and I'm touching... |
0:18.0 | These are some good threads! |
0:20.0 | You set your hand teleporter up to goosebuds. |
0:22.2 | It puts you right there into the internet. |
0:24.6 | You can feel the ball boy shirt, beautiful ball boys. |
0:28.9 | You can feel the, you can feel the skelly. |
0:31.9 | And you can feel the hat, the Goosebuds hat that looks like it kind of has weed signs on it. |
0:36.2 | Yeah, it's a great way to show that you love both possibly marijuana and the podcast Goosebuds Hat that looks like it kind of has weed signs on it. Yeah, it's a great way to show that you love both possibly |
0:39.2 | marijuana and the podcast |
0:41.2 | Goosebuds. Where do you go, Paul? |
0:43.3 | That is Goosebuds. Store. |
0:45.5 | See you there, you dirty weatsters. I'm I am going to go to bat for this book. |
1:25.9 | Just so both of you know, I am definitely going to defend this book. |
1:30.0 | What, Paul, you're going to sit the ground running on this bad garbage book that you're defending it? |
1:36.3 | This book was so good. |
1:38.1 | Changed my life. |
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