Plays radio network, and now chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.

So a Pennsylvania school district, the Ella Quippa Junior Senior High School, drugs are

apparently not the problem.

Excessive amounts of snacks are the issue, they've begun enforcing limits on snacks.

Well, now only be allowed to bring chip bags of a certain size among other new snack rules.

In an out-deleted Facebook post from Ella Quippa School District, due to excessive amounts

of outside snacks, students' bags will be searched, anything more than a single four-ounce

bag of chips and a single drink of up to 20 ounces will be thrown out.

Students who pack lunch will not get an allowance for additional snacks and will also have their

lunches opened and inspected.

Oh, okay, so I guess they decided to enforce this snack regulation due to the gross amount

of snacks being brought in by students, shopping bags full of chips, bottled and canned

drinks, candy, etc.

So we're not having that any longer.

This will not take place of a student packs a lunch.

These same guidelines are to be followed and lunches will be searched as well.

If the students go against these regulations and bring more than the outlined amounts

to school, these illicit snacks will be thrown out by security or other school officials.

Oh, okay.

I'm sure the students won't find ways to sneak the skittles and the Doritos in.

And what's the worst case that could happen?

Oh, we're going to throw that out.

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