Democrats strategists working around the clock have perfected a new plan of attack against Donald Trump.

Emerging from resistance headquarters in the storm- shrouded crags of Mount Rape Step,

the Democrat geniuses have produced a 40,000-page blueprint for their new strategy entitled

Endless Outrage, followed by investigations and impeachment.

Speaking for the Democrat Brain Trust, Professor Skizy von Schmokdudel told reporters, quote,

this finally is the plan we've been waiting for. I don't know why we didn't think of it before now.

If we can just express outrage over every word the president says, and enlist our media allies to

transform every trivial eccentricity into the sort of shocking scandal that has absolutely nothing

to do with people's lives, then surely the public will eventually come around and give up the nation's

peace and prosperity in order to denounce the atrocities this president is committing in our

imaginations. Then, when the ground is prepared, we unleash the big gun, impeachment. Once the public

sees that we have actually produced a list of obscure but legal sounding sort of crimes and almost

misdemeanors, they will absolutely glue themselves to their TVs, shaking their heads and shock and awe

at the uplifting eloquence of Adam Schiff's historic sanctimonious hypocrisy.

Unquote, when asked how this plan would differ from what the Democrats have been doing up till now,

Professor Von Schmocknitzl replied, quote, huh? Unquote. Other Democrats, however,

are said to be very excited about the new anti-Trump strategy. Sources say how Speaker Nancy Pelosi

is already picking out a black dress. She feels will emphasize the prayerful, sacramental

seriousness Chris Matthews will absurdly say she has. She's also trying to re-memorize the

pledge of allegiance since it's been several months since she used it last and the words keep

slipping her mind. At CNN, elite intellectual Don Lemon told his teddy bear name, cuddly, quote,

oh man, wait till all those stupid Ruben Americans see this baby. With this plan and an 80-year-old

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