The Democrat candidates held another debate Friday, and I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking who candidates for what?

But he asked there some Democrat presidential candidates who survived the debacle in Iowa

where the party is still counting and has now counted seven days since the Iowa caucuses

and they still don't know who won.

The hours of Friday's debate were filled with eloquence and laughter because I was reading

a PG Woodhouse novel instead of watching the debate.

With those who did watch, namely Pete Buttigieg's mother and the ghost of Joseph Stalin found

the exchanges sentulating.

Joe Biden said he was disappointed in whatever the Iowa outcome happened to be, but he

was confident of victory at the next primary in Vermont.

When told the next primary who was in New Hampshire, Biden said that explained why he was standing

on a dark stage all by himself.

Elizabeth Warren did not speak much, but she said that was just because she was bored out

of her mind.

However, she did promise that she would never start a war unless she first took the advice

of the young transgender multi-ethnic handicap person whom she planned to put in charge of

the joint chiefs of staff because she wanted to see the comical looks on the other chiefs

faces when our country was conquered by Lithuania.

Amy Klobuchar simply wept quietly, wondering why no one was paying attention to her when she

was clearly the only candidate who wasn't an idiot.

The front runners are now Pete Buttigieg and Bernie Sanders, which explains the joke about

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