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Well, it wasn't a good week for the Democrats except for those Democrats who enjoy being

strung up by their heels burned with cigarettes and then lashed with a spiked whip, which is

only about six or seven of them whose names and photographs are available on request.

But for the rest of the Democrats, it was their worst week since Appomattox. On Monday,

they had the Iowa caucuses which turned into a clown show because of a vote counting

app developed by a Hillary Clinton aide just before he committed suicide by shooting himself

in the back of the head seven times. The app not only failed to operate properly, but

have then burst into cackling laughter and screamed, I'll get you my pretty and your little

dog too before flying away on a broomstick and landing at a wine bar.

Now with 63.7 precincts reporting 56.5% of the votes left by 38.4% of voters with the

point four voter being taken to the hospital, the results are still unclear. Some say that

Pete Buttigieg is in the lead and some say it's Bernie Sanders and some say it's a gigantic

alien centipede who feeds on human flesh or at least it might as well be.

And that was just Monday. On Tuesday, President Donald Trump delivered a state of the Union

speech, touting a spectacular economy, a reinvigorated military, and a new focus on American

values and freedoms. However, Democrats did manage to strike back when Nancy Pelosi tore

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