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Ep 840: Baby Bird Hanging Out | Comedy Quick Hits with Opie podcast

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🗓️ 26 June 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Quick funny clips from Carl Ruiz and his BBQ friends, Doug Benson, Matt and Ron the Waiter!

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Some of these southern ladies are just really quite gorgeous and she had a little dog that

0:05.6

Had couldn't he he couldn't hear so she took him to her friend at the bed coffee and he said he just got some extra hair growing in

0:16.2

his ears go to the drugstore and buy you some some nair or something for you

0:21.7

know to remove hair.

0:23.0

Well you know the druggist when this lady said can you tell me where the nair is he came out

0:27.4

behind the counter you know he's gonna give that that first-rate service and she said

0:32.4

I need something to remove hair and he said well this

0:36.6

should work right here said now if you put it on your legs just be careful don't wear

0:41.2

a panty hose because he said, it's not for my legs.

0:45.0

He said, well, if you put it under your arms, then just be sure, but you don't put the sleeves on because it'll tap you know take it.

0:54.0

He said it's not from an under arm and he kind of turned his head sideways in real confusion

0:58.6

and he said well what's it for us? He said it's for my schnauzer.

1:02.0

He said oh in that case don't ride a bicycle for at least a week.

1:05.0

I love those old school jokes.

1:11.0

I can listen every whole day.

1:14.0

I shall.

1:15.0

What's the meanest thing in the Everglades besides the alligators?

1:20.0

Well he's not in the Everglades,

1:21.0

it's in Mississippi's in the Delta.

1:22.0

In the Mississippi Delta, my mama? Well he's not in Mississippi's in the delta.

1:22.6

In the Mississippi Delta, my mama?

1:24.4

And my mama too?

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