Ep. 84 – Tube Town

The Adam Friedland Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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gettin your tube hogged down and off by a whores box

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0:00.0	Is it coffee ready?
0:01.2	Yeah it is. Shout out to Blackass Africa, the darkest continent.
0:05.7	That's where I am right now.
0:07.2	When this episode drops...
0:08.8	We're pre-recording this episode.
0:10.3	Adam has died in his flight to the Transval.
0:12.8	When he's getting his vowel transdough by...
0:17.0	Mmm.
0:17.6	Fucking witch doctor.
0:19.0	Oh yeah.
0:19.5	And in Africa, what they do is they take a picture of your dick and it falls.
0:23.5	It steals it.
0:24.5	Oh shit.
0:25.9	They steal your dick soul?
0:28.4	It's steal your dick soul.
0:29.6	Do you dick have a separate soul?
0:32.6	Have you ever seen a movie?
0:33.3	All Dicks go to heaven?
0:34.2	I have.
0:34.7	I have.
0:35.8	Dom Doe's and it's about that dick that can talk to little girls.
0:39.6	And so it uses a little girl's power to talk to other Dicks to
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