Ep. 84: Holiday Survival Guide

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2014

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate that brings feelings of cheer and MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF STRESS! Biz and Theresa discuss why the holidays can make even the most innocent of comments about your kids or your parenting style sound like you are the worst parent on the planet. Plus helpful tips on how to survive, Biz confirms a new mother’s worst fears that it actually is hard, and Theresa proves to be more fun than a Disney movie. Brooklyn artist Jenny Williams joins us to talk about her new book What My Daughter Wore and about keeping our creativity going after having kids.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:18.4	This week on One Bad Mother, everybody panic. Let's get ready for insert your December holiday here.
0:24.6	Plus, this agrees with a new mom. It does suck.
0:28.0	Teresa proves to be more entertaining than a Disney movie and we talked to Jenny Williams
0:32.2	about her book What My Godder War.
0:35.0	Whoo!
0:37.0	It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
0:42.0	How are you?
0:43.0	Uh,
0:44.0	Set it's about as Christmas as it as I feel.
0:48.0	And we're done.
0:49.0	We're done. I'm really excited today actually.
0:52.0	All right, okay, tell us why.
0:53.3	Yeah, I woke up at 530 for some stupid reason,
0:57.2	but I woke up to a text message from one of my very dearest friends from who I've known since I was little
1:04.7	saying last night which I didn't hear it last night but telling me last night that
1:09.3	her water broke.
1:10.3	Wuh. She's in labor today with her first baby and she's a listener.
1:16.2	She's a one bad mother listener and I love her and I've been so excited about her baby.
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