Ep 84: Fend off Emotional Vampires

Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

Christina Pazsitzky

Relationships, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Parenting, Comedy

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This episode I delve into the scary realm of Emotional Vampires. These demons in human form rob you of your time and energy. All you wanna do after hanging with one is sleep. Also, I went to a Mommy and Me class and survived! What to do if your girlfriend's kid is a pussy. Does your spouse wear a hideous denim skirt? Then this episode is for YOU.

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0:00.0	What is nothing?
0:06.0	What the fuck are we doing here?
0:10.0	That's deep, bro.
0:30.0	Oh, hi.
0:34.0	Welcome to Dusty Bro.
0:36.0	I'm your host.
0:38.0	I'm Christina P.
0:40.0	This microphone is so hot.
0:42.0	My husband's deaf.
0:44.0	I'm using his mic.
0:46.0	And he keeps it so loud because he's a total dad boner.
0:48.0	And dads can't hear much.
0:52.0	He's not.
0:54.0	He's the best.
0:55.0	Come on, guys.
0:56.0	Tom's here as the best, isn't he?
0:58.0	I don't know if you've checked out his Instagram lately.
1:02.0	Talk about some sexy dad glasses.
1:06.0	Listen, first of all, come see me do stand up.
1:10.0	I'm going to be doing a bunch of one-nighters starting September 27th.
1:14.0	And see Adel to Coma Comedy Club.
1:18.0	To Coma Comedy Club.
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