There's a new utterly astonishing bombshell of a devastating revelation in the impeachment

trial of Donald Trump for whatever the hell he's accused of doing.

The explosion of the bombshell was so loud that many people watching the trial were nearly

awakened by the noise and realized they dozed off and missed the end of blue bloods.

The bombshell came in the form of an unpublished memoir by a guy standing on the corner of

Sixth Avenue wearing a raincoat in a fake mustache and swearing up and down.

He's not James Comey in disguise, but someone much more honest who can be totally trusted.

In his memoir, The Man Who Isn't Comey, but Trustworthy Instead, says he has video of

Donald Trump grabbing Joe Biden by the ankles, turning him upside down and shaking him until

millions of dollars in Russian rubles fell out of his pocket, some of which were being

gripped in the hand of Hunter Biden, who also fell out of his father's pocket where he'd

been living for the past 15 months on a small salary of $175,000 a week.

According to totally objective reporters at The Washington Post, where democracy dies

in darkness on account of being strangled by reporters at The Washington Post, the new

video described in the unpublished memoir by the disguised man who says he's not James

Comey is absolute proof positive that President Trump is completely and totally guilty of whatever

they're accusing him of this time.

Democrats immediately demanded that witnesses be called who would condemn President Trump

and that no witnesses be called who would not condemn President Trump because that would

not be fair.

Americans countered that Democrats should go away and stop bothering people because it's

just getting annoying.

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