Ep 829: Live at Gebhards | You up for Breast Milk Ice cream

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🗓️ 16 June 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Video version of this episode here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI0hJJ6QtOQ

Opie Live at Gebhards with Matt and comedian Ron the Waiter. Matt had his baby so now It's time to celebrate with some ice cream. Also, road rage leads to some weird threats, update on my date with my skin doctor, the time I was driving home with Anthony and had my sideview mirror punched off my car, ok I'll take my pants off, Matt intends to bring his week old son to a Mets game, Ron wore a Red Sox hat to Yankee stadium and it didn't go well, snatch and grabs in nyc, where did the white dog poo go and the livestream ends with Matt getting a ticket!!

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0:00.0	Matt, would you be up for some breast milk ice cream?
0:03.0	Yeah.
0:04.0	I'm going to.
0:05.0	I'll do it.
0:12.0	I got the ice cream maker at home you do and I got the cream maker I I done this before
0:19.8	Let me just make sure she man you know what my I I gotta ask my wife if she's cool with it.
0:26.0	And honestly my wife lets me do my shit,
0:28.0	but I'm this one I think I might have to ask.
0:31.0	Like can I, I'm gonna ask my wife. Doesally maybe but I'm going to ask my wife I'm like can I have
0:37.7	Matt's wife's breast milk ice cream? Yeah I'm going to ask her I think I got gotta ask her on this one. It's not as cheedy.
0:46.3	You're not supposed to have warm milk.
0:48.8	Oh, what? Passerides. We're not all, we're not all Jewish. We just buy our food. We don't need everything
0:56.4	blasted. This has to be wrapped a certain way.
0:59.2	Plus, my wife doesn't have any diseases. Right. I don't know if I should say this in a camera, but like my mother was...
1:05.0	Oh, here we go.
1:07.0	A mom story.
1:08.0	That's true because fucking immigrants, my mother's mother, didn't speak English anyways. My mother was breast that so she was like,
1:18.4	If you're a story, Ron. What are we looking at? Nothing.
1:24.0	If you were heterosexual, you would know what we were looking at.
1:26.0	You're a true friend.
1:30.0	Matt got my attention.
1:33.0	All right, go ahead, Ron.
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