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Ep 828: Comedy Quick Hits with Opie: Life is like a roll of toilet paper

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3.64.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Quick funny clips from Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, Barbecue Princess, Barbecue Ninja, Gary the Ubon King, Chris Distefano and Kevin Brennan.

This has it's own podcast feed called "Comedy Quick Hits with Opie".

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0:00.0

108 years young. All right, good to see you. And also with you. What's in the bag?

0:05.6

Yeah, all right. Wait, she said her uterus? Oh my God, her uterus is in her bag.

0:14.0

Holy, man.

0:16.0

The minute Opie got here, the first person I did to do some to is Tank, one of the best pig farmers in the country.

0:22.0

And I go, this is Tank, Tank meet Opie. Opie goes, hi Hank!

0:27.0

Look at how big those paintings are. Oh, come on, man.

0:32.7

Like I said, yes, you know, I'm careless.

0:35.2

This makes no difference to me at all.

0:36.7

If you're into it, you're into it.

0:37.8

But I should be able to say, no fucking way.

0:40.0

If you don't like it, sure.

0:41.3

I don't give a shit.

0:42.0

Don't let me yourself. Don't limit yourself.

0:43.0

When it comes to women, why walk through the whole, have a 19th, I wish the buffet never ended, just

0:47.9

fucking walk through it.

0:48.9

I mean, I mean, she's got, what if you said something really sexy and smart to you?

0:53.0

You know?

0:54.0

I'd make sure we walked around the city after the sun went down.

0:57.0

I didn't at least give it a try.

0:59.0

And then if things start going well, maybe I'd start walking around as the sun setting.

1:05.0

I mean these are six generations at U bonds in Mississippi.

1:09.0

There's two things in Mississippi.

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