What happens when you mix up Eucridge, Battling Bilson and a Welsh revival meeting?

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PG Woodhouse, today on the Classic Tails Podcast.

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And now, the exit of Battling Bilson by PG Woodhouse.

The theatre royal, luneant now, is in the middle of the principal thoroughfare of that repellent town.

And immediately opposite its grubby main entrance, there is a lump post.

Under this lump post, as I approached, a man was standing.

He was a large man, and his heir was that of one who has recently passed through some trying experience.

He was dust on his person, and he had lost his heart.

At the sound of my footsteps he turned, and the rays of the lamb revealed the familiar features of my old friend,

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