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Here we are in so hooo. You got that again musical theater running through

your blood in it. You went to the school a good times didn't you? I walked on

Cana B. Street this morning. I mean we're here. Very very very pedestrianized maybe you could say that.

Who when you walk down Cana B. Street you never know what you'll see. A human mermaid in a

rubber bra or a man with leprosy. That's two of the things I've got to be straight.

Oh, oh, oh, that song was it by my way. I've just had a very unusual incident. I do look out for

unusual incidents. What happened? I tell you I once trapped me finger between two saucepanes.

When I was putting them away. I don't know why you haven't told me that. That's an unusual incident.

And someone to eight of me that say they'd suffered an unusual incident. They trapped their hand

in the slot of a toaster. Just as they were walking past it. That's an unusual incident.

Perhaps the listeners could tweet in with their unusual incidents. Well, here's my regular feature.

Here's man, as you know, I just went to the toilet in these facilities. Yes.

And it was a sit down. Right. You very quick. As I got up from the toilet, I banged my head on the sink.

What angle did you get up at? So that's unusual incident. We're getting like any of the

the any of the eagle-edwards kind of ski jump position. I just jump forward. I was thinking like

you are. I was just going to go up back to going over and looking a minute and checking the

geography of this toilet area. Well, I give it a couple of days now. I'll offer you one name,

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